Thursday, January 17, 2008

Great find

UVSC doesn't have tons to offer. The campus is bleak, the classrooms are bleak, most of the people there are quite bleak, the food selection is the bleakest thing around. But today as I was passing one of their 1,000 vending machines something caught my eye. In a machine full of garbage was a line of skim milk bottles. I couldn't believe my fortune. I love skim milk with all of my heart and a small bottle of it is hard to come by. I immediately fed the machine $1.25 and was very satisfied.

One other note, there is a boy in a few of my classes that is driving me crazy. He won't stop talking to me. At one point he asked if he could take a look at my iPod and made the comment that my music collection was "very eclectic." I was pissed and demanded the iPod back very soon thereafter. Today he was gushing about Garden State. He is in my intro to nursing class and keeps telling me he wishes nurses were still prostitutes, I don't know how to respond to that. Basically, he has earned himself the #1 spot on my Five People I Refuse To Tolerate List.

4 comments:

bridgerw said...

You need to quietly get a restraining order against this boy, which will force him out of school and ruin his life for good.

Cassidy said...

Yuck, who is this boy? He sounds as bad as Elizabeth's Neil.

JSmith said...

Yikes. That's a scary thing to have happening. No one wants to be told they listen to eclectic music.

Craig said...

I don't know what kind of response he is hoping to get from you:

This Boy: I wish all nurses were prostitutes.
Sarah-Ashley: Oh yes, that would be nice.

What could he possibly be thinking?