Friday, March 14, 2008
ALERT
Everyone please follow my directions. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EAT AT ALBERTO'S. Doesn't matter what one, don't eat there. I ate there Tuesday night and exactly 7 hours later (food poisoning occurs 6-8 hours after eating) I became violently ill. I just now have gained strength to sit for extended periods of time. I am scared I will develop blood clots in my legs from laying around in bed for so many days. I can hardly eat. I am dehydrated. My mother had to wash and blow dry my hair today because I did not have the strength. Don't eat there, I beg you.
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Sarah-Ashley, I can't promise you a thing. I am confident that my stomach has reached taco immunity. I could put any sort of taco into my body and be fine.
I think you need to really stop and think about what you are doing here Sarah! I wouldn't want you to make any decisions you are going to regret.
Craig, we don't know if they are washing their hands or not. I can't eat there.
I wish my mother would show some common courtesy and bathe me every once in awhile.
She didn't bathe me Derek, she bathed my hair.
Nevertheless, my wish remains the same.
I can't say I'll miss Alberto's. Other than its hours of operation and drink selection, it didn't offer me a lot. Every time we were there I was wishing we could have just gone to the taco stand, a sanitary place I wish we could visit more often.
I'm sorry about your illness, gal.
I love the idea of Derek's mother bathing him.
Hope you are feeling better!
As long as we promise to replace Alberto's with the taco stand I will not only be appeased, I will be pleased. Someone promise me that this is the case.
Oh Sarah-Ashley, I hate having food poisoning and I can empathize with you. I got it from eating a Lunchable a long long time ago and have never eaten one since.
I vow to never eat any food that has ever given anyone food poisoning.
I got food poisoning from Kentucky Fried Chicken once. Cross that one off your list.
This is awful. I have never eaten at Alberto's, so I have no problem extending my boycott. Now, I won't be missing them in the slightest.
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