Friday, March 14, 2008

ALERT

Everyone please follow my directions. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE EAT AT ALBERTO'S. Doesn't matter what one, don't eat there. I ate there Tuesday night and exactly 7 hours later (food poisoning occurs 6-8 hours after eating) I became violently ill. I just now have gained strength to sit for extended periods of time. I am scared I will develop blood clots in my legs from laying around in bed for so many days. I can hardly eat. I am dehydrated. My mother had to wash and blow dry my hair today because I did not have the strength. Don't eat there, I beg you.

11 comments:

Craig said...

Sarah-Ashley, I can't promise you a thing. I am confident that my stomach has reached taco immunity. I could put any sort of taco into my body and be fine.
I think you need to really stop and think about what you are doing here Sarah! I wouldn't want you to make any decisions you are going to regret.

Sarah-Ashley said...

Craig, we don't know if they are washing their hands or not. I can't eat there.

Derek said...

I wish my mother would show some common courtesy and bathe me every once in awhile.

Sarah-Ashley said...

She didn't bathe me Derek, she bathed my hair.

Derek said...

Nevertheless, my wish remains the same.

bridgerw said...

I can't say I'll miss Alberto's. Other than its hours of operation and drink selection, it didn't offer me a lot. Every time we were there I was wishing we could have just gone to the taco stand, a sanitary place I wish we could visit more often.

I'm sorry about your illness, gal.

Cassidy said...

I love the idea of Derek's mother bathing him.
Hope you are feeling better!

Craig said...

As long as we promise to replace Alberto's with the taco stand I will not only be appeased, I will be pleased. Someone promise me that this is the case.

JSmith said...

Oh Sarah-Ashley, I hate having food poisoning and I can empathize with you. I got it from eating a Lunchable a long long time ago and have never eaten one since.

I vow to never eat any food that has ever given anyone food poisoning.

Craig said...

I got food poisoning from Kentucky Fried Chicken once. Cross that one off your list.

Melissa said...

This is awful. I have never eaten at Alberto's, so I have no problem extending my boycott. Now, I won't be missing them in the slightest.