P-L-E-A-S-E

I am so incredibly sick of Urban Outfitters. I got an email today with this picture:
Someone tell me who on earth is buying shorts like this.

I am a little bit upset

EXCUSE ME. The government said they would be giving me $600. I was just checking my balances in the bank and noticed I had more money in savings that I had the last time I checked. I checked my savings and noticed the government deposited my money, but it was only $300. Thank you government, for months I have been looking forward to my $600. My hopes have been dashed.